Beano + Panty Hose

I just have to tell you...Erika ROCKS! She's been going to one on one soccer coaching for about eight weeks now with Coach Sean, her new soccer coach. Being her natural reserved self, she never says a word during the hour long sessions. When he picks at her she just puts her head down and grins. For eight weeks she has spent the entire hour quiet as a mouse going through drills, even playing him one on one without a peep. The other week she was sitting on the tailgate getting some water and he was pickin' at her and out of the blue she said "How do you know if a woman is wearing pantyhose?" He said "I don't know". She answered "If she farts her ankles swell up." I thought I would fall off the tailgate! His face turned blazing red and I laughed until I couldn't see straight. Eight weeks of silence and she breaks it with THAT!!!!!! I don't know, maybe you just had to be there. Either way, Becky and I decided today that maybe they should start selling Beano with each package of pantyhose just so you never give yourself away.